boychic:

"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your ass"

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striderdirk:

striderdirk:

striderdirk:

striderdirk:

when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over youimage

Seriously I literally just made this post

SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

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